[The Triple G-dog, that's me;
All these ho's being trying to trip on me.
Master Gardios does not allow you to touch;
Damn girl, why do you want to feel me so much?

No, no; take back and remix that track.
If my bow were a gun it would be "cack cack"
My arrows are unlimited, they come from the hood;
All I need from you is some good wood.

Now it's Luke yo, I'm the shit;
All the baby momma's I have got to hit.
My hair is a duck and and I can't sit still;
Girl when I bang you, you better have the pill.

Luke, you're stupid and you're in my way,
My breasts are the only things here that make the fans pay.
Sure back then I was was looking at your ass;
But man, don't you remember we were smoking that grass?

Colonel Curtiss reporting for duty;
Show me that ass or I'll take your Tutti.
Your body will be drowned, and burnt to a crisp.
Thinking about Peony gives me a lisp.

With my long golden locks, I rule your country,
What, this is rap son? You're head now has bounty.
Peony takes the bat and gets a double header;
My my Jade, you should know better.

Emperor, stop hogging the mic;
Anise's sexy bod needs some of the light. (Jade: My, how whack.)
Tokunaga messes up your face;
I've got them men running all the way to third base.

This is Van here, and I'm something to fear;
Luke, why don't you come with me and have a beer?
Rev my engine and you'll get me going;
It's your backyard that I'll be mowing.]